Jessica
Main Street 62a
06886 Bufu
GERMANY
Objective
A job, somewhere else.
Language Proficiency
- Handle business transactions: English, German
- Converse with plumbers and patricians: English, German, Spanish
- Insult random passersby: English, German, Spanish, Arabic, Oshivambo.
Qualifications
- Adroit use of Dreaded Ultimatum
- Ability to stand up to supervisors, even scary ones
- Can produce tears at will
- Expert keyboard-pounder and computer-curser, occasionally with satisfactory results.
Past Experience
2004-present: Lackey Abroad
- Do as told
- Design kick-ass semesters abroad
- Sacrifice self for greater good
References available upon request
3 comments:
Thanks to Elizabeth for the impetus and raw material. :-)
You're hired! How soon can you start?
I'd hire you too in a heartbeat...but I'll settle for you moving nearer to me!
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