So, I told this random slogan generator to advertise me, and this is what it came up with...
(The fact that I only recognize roughly half of the advertising slogans is a slightly depressing indication that I have been gone far too long.)
There were the catchy ones:
- Make every Jessica count
- Mama's got the magic of Jessica
- Snap into a Jessica
- Pardon me, do you have any Jessica?
- Say it with Jessica
There were the "aw, shucks..." ones:
- Probably the best Jessica in the world
- Something special in the Jessica
- A Jessica works wonders
- We're with the Jessica
- Jessica just feels right
The slightly nonsensical ones:
- We want to be Smiths Jessica
- You press the Jessica, we do the rest
Oh, the anticipation:
- Super Jessica is almost here!
And then the ones that made me realize that sex sells:
- Do the Jessica!
- Jessica really satisfies
- Every kiss begins with Jessica
- Best Jessica a man can get
- Wow, I could have had a Jessica!
Go on, sloganize yourselves! You know you want to! Just do Jessica!
2 comments:
The first one that came up for me...and that I especially appreciated today was this:
"A Jodi is forever."
I especially like "Do the Jessica."
I would love to be a dance craze.
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