status update, anyone?

I'm kind of Facebook-status-happy lately. It's gotten to the point where I even start to think about my feelings in short sentences that begin with my name and refer to me in the third person. So on that note, here's a collection of the potential Facebook statuses that I've run through this morning (a couple actually made it to the Facebook page):

Jessica got to sleep in this morning. She is very glad of that fact.
Jessica finally gets a weekend. Thank God.
Jessica doesn't know what to do with her weekend, now that she actually gets one.
Jessica is excited that it's finally decent biking weather.
Jessica has decided to bike to church this afternoon!
Jessica wonders how long it takes the average person to bike 10 miles.
Jessica badly needs to wash her hair.
Jessica is planning her future spice rack -- how exciting is that? She has even created a list of her top ten spices.
Jessica digs the spontaneous phone calls from friends.
Jessica has to write an email that she doesn't want to write.
Jessica bites the bullet.
Jessica feels relieved.
Jessica is still thankful for her surgically-improved vision.
Jessica's cat is adorable, especially when she curls up on white things and becomes semi-camouflaged.
Jessica is going to miss her cat when she moves.
Jessica contemplates commuting to work by bicycle. She wonders if 30 miles a day is too much to bike.
Jessica is glad that Facebook removed the permanent "is."

Should we make this a meme? I think it would be fun.