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"Father, it's been eighteen years since my last confession."
- Yes, my child.
"I've been meaning to come to you about this for a while. You see, it's like this: I've been... blogging around."
- *Gasp* No!
"It's true. I've been cheating on my blogroll with dozens of others."
-Well now you have me curious! Ahem. I mean, what is the extent of this sin, exactly?
"Well, there's Dooce and Mimi and Alice and Mrs. Kennedy.
- Well, yes, of course, those. That's hardly a confession.
"And then there's Jon and Skot and Krissa and Stuart and Laid-Off Dad and Rita..."
-Why don't you just link to them, get it all out in the open?
"Because, Father, I'm just not worthy."

And so I received my penance. As a sign of my abject metanoia, I offer up my list to you. Go, and sin no more.