I read somewhere once that coffee affords this country millions of hours of workplace efficiency.
Today, I believe it. A few minutes ago, I was nodding in my chair, bench-pressing my eyelids, and straining to hear approaching colleagues so I could arrange my face into some semblance of consciousness and not totally humiliate my somnolent self.
Xanthine alkaloid to the rescue! A quarter-mug of bitter fluid later, I am bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, and ready to take the workaday world by storm.
Excuse me. I'm feeling a surge of productivity coming on.
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